ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You've "romanticised your life".
It's a candle, a croissant and a playlist called "main character". The rent is still due, in a minor key.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Romance isn't dead. It just stopped waiting for a reply to your "hey" from…
- You swore you'd never sound like your parents. You just said "because I said…
- You "grew out of" your old friends. They grew out of waiting for you…
- Rise and grind. Your teeth have been grinding all night. Your dentist bought a…
- Your business plan has three phases: launch, pivot, and letting the domain quietly expire.
- You got the ick because they ran for a bus. You've been single three…
- No pain, no gain. You chose neither. Your heart has noted it in your…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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