ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You got the ick because they ran for a bus.
You've been single three years and you run for nothing. Including opportunities.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- No pain, no gain. You chose neither. Your heart has noted it in your…
- You "don't believe in labels". You believe in being kept as an option.
- You did the Mannequin Challenge again for old times' sake. The standing still was…
- Your soft launch was a hand in a photo. The hard launch never came.…
- They'll hold a minute's silence for you at the all-hands. It will be the…
- Till death do us part. Not a vow. A fixed-term contract with an unspecified…
- You can do anything you set your mind to. Your mind has set itself…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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