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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
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Till death do us part.
Not a vow. A fixed-term contract with an unspecified end date.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You are exactly where you're meant to be. That should frighten you more than…
- Love yourself first. Someone has to, and nobody else applied.
- The bins are now fortnightly. The council tax is still monthly.
- You started a podcast with your mate “for a laugh”. Episode 31 has nine…
- Your boss hasn't taken a sick day in ten years. He has, however, given…
- Beach body ready? The beach has been ready for four billion years. It isn't…
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THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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