ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You rage quit because the game was rigged.
You were also just bad. Both can be true.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're ageing like a fine wine. Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark,…
- Treat yourself, they said. You did. Four times before lunch. Your pension felt every…
- Kids grow up so fast. Except between 5pm and bedtime, when time stops and…
- The light at the end of the tunnel is someone asking, "Can you see…
- You did the Mannequin Challenge again for old times' sake. The standing still was…
- You asked the chatbot if you were a good parent. It said "absolutely" before…
- The hardest part of working out is getting started. You've made sure it stays…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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