ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You've rewritten that text nine times to sound like you didn't care.
It's been delivered. It's been read. It is now the most caring thing anyone has ever ignored.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Wildflowering means letting the relationship grow naturally, with no timeline. It has the growth…
- A full review is ongoing. Ongoing is a very comfortable place for a review…
- You "grew out of" your old friends. They grew out of waiting for you…
- "It's just a phase" is a phrase you'll say for eighteen years. You're the…
- “I'm here for the right reasons.” The reasons are a teeth-whitening deal and a…
- You're "on a gap year". It's your third.
- You "love deeply". Mostly a fictional man who doesn't know you exist. Neither do…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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