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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Treat yourself, they said.
You did. Four times before lunch. Your pension felt every one.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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- The light at the end of the tunnel is someone asking, "Can you see…
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- You asked the chatbot if you were a good parent. It said "absolutely" before…
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- You are exactly where you're meant to be. That should frighten you more than…
- Your call is important to us. Not important enough to answer, but important.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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