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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Wildflowering means letting the relationship grow naturally, with no timeline.
It has the growth rate of a fern in a windowless bathroom, and about the same future.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- A full review is ongoing. Ongoing is a very comfortable place for a review…
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- "It's just a phase" is a phrase you'll say for eighteen years. You're the…
- “I'm here for the right reasons.” The reasons are a teeth-whitening deal and a…
- You're "on a gap year". It's your third.
- You "love deeply". Mostly a fictional man who doesn't know you exist. Neither do…
- A tidy playroom lasts exactly as long as it takes to photograph. The photo…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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