ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Parenting is ten percent love
and ninety percent asking where the other shoe is. Then they leave and take both.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Strangers online have voted you "not wrong". The same strangers once voted to give…
- You rage quit because the game was rigged. You were also just bad. Both…
- Till death do us part. Not a vow. A fixed-term contract with an unspecified…
- You are exactly where you're meant to be. That should frighten you more than…
- Love yourself first. Someone has to, and nobody else applied.
- The bins are now fortnightly. The council tax is still monthly.
- You started a podcast with your mate “for a laugh”. Episode 31 has nine…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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