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MONDAY, 9 JANUARY 1978
Monday morning has the energy of a printer that knows you're in a hurry.
The printer has better job security.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Teamwork makes the dream work. It also means six people are ready to blame…
- You are a valued member of the team. So was the last person in…
- You quit your job to "find yourself". Found you. You're on your parents' sofa,…
- Dress for the job you want. The job you have will see you in…
- Monday has its own support group. The group is everyone. The meetings are also…
- Every great company started in a garage. Yours will end there too. The car's…
- You "grew out of" your old friends. They grew out of waiting for you…
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