ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Dress for the job you want.
The job you have will see you in at nine, in a lanyard, until retirement or restructure. Bet on restructure.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Monday has its own support group. The group is everyone. The meetings are also…
- Every great company started in a garage. Yours will end there too. The car's…
- You "grew out of" your old friends. They grew out of waiting for you…
- Mistakes were made. The Notes app has never once said by whom.
- The spark never fades. It gets downgraded to bin bags, then to a joint…
- You don't have a type. You have a pattern. Your friends have a group…
- You've rewritten that text nine times to sound like you didn't care. It's been…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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