ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Mistakes were made.
The Notes app has never once said by whom.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The spark never fades. It gets downgraded to bin bags, then to a joint…
- You don't have a type. You have a pattern. Your friends have a group…
- You've rewritten that text nine times to sound like you didn't care. It's been…
- Wildflowering means letting the relationship grow naturally, with no timeline. It has the growth…
- A full review is ongoing. Ongoing is a very comfortable place for a review…
- You "grew out of" your old friends. They grew out of waiting for you…
- "It's just a phase" is a phrase you'll say for eighteen years. You're the…
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