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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Every Monday you swear this week will be different.
You've sworn it nine hundred times. The week stopped listening.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The in-office lunch is optional. The man with the clipboard and no sandwich is…
- The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. You took it…
- Nobody has ever said "thank goodness it's Monday". Except a manager, and he meant…
- You received 40 fundraising texts today. Democracy needs $5 by midnight. Every midnight.
- Your gym membership is the most expensive guilt you've ever bought. It renews automatically.…
- The bins are now fortnightly. The council tax is still monthly.
- The loot box has a 0.5% chance of something good. The studio has a…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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