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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.
You took it in 2016. You've been sitting down since.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Nobody has ever said "thank goodness it's Monday". Except a manager, and he meant…
- You received 40 fundraising texts today. Democracy needs $5 by midnight. Every midnight.
- Your gym membership is the most expensive guilt you've ever bought. It renews automatically.…
- The bins are now fortnightly. The council tax is still monthly.
- The loot box has a 0.5% chance of something good. The studio has a…
- Nobody notices when you do your job well. Everyone notices when you leave at…
- Your savings account isn't empty. It's a memorial.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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