ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The hardest part of working out is getting started.
You've made sure it stays the hardest part.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Monday motivation is a myth. Like the Loch Ness Monster, a clean office microwave,…
- You're ageing like a fine wine. Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark,…
- You're ageing like a fine wine. Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark,…
- Dating apps let you meet hundreds of people. All of them are "just seeing…
- Your Sunday-night plan for Monday was ambitious. Monday read it, laughed, and forwarded it…
- Ghostlighting is when someone disappears for eight weeks and comes back with "you've been…
- You've been "about to start the gym" since January. It's October. The gym has…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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