ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You said "we move".
You've lived in the same bedroom since you were nine.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your gym membership is the most expensive guilt you've ever bought. It renews automatically.…
- Hard work pays off eventually. It's paying off right now. Your boss just bought…
- Don't settle. Your standards already have. They didn't tell you.
- Your company's core values are printed on the wall. So nobody has to have…
- You call your mum "for advice". You call her for the Netflix password.
- You "grew out of" your old friends. They grew out of waiting for you…
- You wanted a mini-me. You got a tiny negotiator who has never once lost…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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