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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Don't settle.
Your standards already have. They didn't tell you.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your company's core values are printed on the wall. So nobody has to have…
- You call your mum "for advice". You call her for the Netflix password.
- You "grew out of" your old friends. They grew out of waiting for you…
- You wanted a mini-me. You got a tiny negotiator who has never once lost…
- Remember when you stayed up late on purpose? Now you're up at 3am because…
- It's not a career ladder. It's a hamster wheel. The hamster has a LinkedIn…
- Your Duolingo owl has stopped threatening you. It's not proud. It's given up. Even…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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