ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You're ageing like a fine wine.
Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark, away from people.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Dating apps let you meet hundreds of people. All of them are "just seeing…
- Your Sunday-night plan for Monday was ambitious. Monday read it, laughed, and forwarded it…
- Ghostlighting is when someone disappears for eight weeks and comes back with "you've been…
- You've been "about to start the gym" since January. It's October. The gym has…
- You said "this is my year". You've said it since 2019. The years have…
- “Too close to call” means nobody knows. It is said by people paid a…
- Your bio says "foodie, traveller, dreamer". You've been abroad once, and you still talk…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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