ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your back now goes out when you sneeze.
It goes out more than you do.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Skipping your daily coffee won't buy you a house. Nothing will. Have the coffee.
- Wisdom comes with age. So does standing on the landing with no idea why…
- Your company's core values are printed on the wall. So nobody has to have…
- Every relationship has a honeymoon period. Yours was the walk from the bar to…
- Monday has its own support group. The group is everyone. The meetings are also…
- You said "we move". You've lived in the same bedroom since you were nine.
- Your gym membership is the most expensive guilt you've ever bought. It renews automatically.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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