ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The retirement age goes up a year every time you check.
It's not a finish line. It's a horizon.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You put "entrepreneur" in your bio. You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted…
- The hardest part of working out is getting started. You've made sure it stays…
- Monday motivation is a myth. Like the Loch Ness Monster, a clean office microwave,…
- You're ageing like a fine wine. Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark,…
- You're ageing like a fine wine. Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark,…
- Dating apps let you meet hundreds of people. All of them are "just seeing…
- Your Sunday-night plan for Monday was ambitious. Monday read it, laughed, and forwarded it…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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