ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
True love is choosing the same person every day.
They're choosing, daily, whether to mention your chewing.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said "we move". You've lived in the same bedroom since you were nine.
- You "work best under pressure". You don't. You just only work under pressure.
- Make your money work for you. Yours quit in 2019. It works for your…
- The council listened to your feedback. Then it did the thing anyway, but with…
- Quality family time: everyone on a different screen in the same room, harvested by…
- You can do anything you set your mind to. Your mind has set itself…
- Think outside the box. The box had the budget. You're out here with a…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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