ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your bio says "foodie, traveller, dreamer".
You've been abroad once, and you still talk about the airport.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Every Monday you swear this week will be different. You've sworn it nine hundred…
- The battle pass costs £9.99 a season. Your childhood cost nothing and had better…
- Your favourite music is now called "a classic". So are you. It means old.
- You received 40 fundraising texts today. Democracy needs $5 by midnight. Every midnight.
- You rage quit because the game was rigged. You were also just bad. Both…
- You've rewritten that text nine times to sound like you didn't care. It's been…
- Every company now has an AI assistant. It's the only member of staff nobody's…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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