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— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You can do anything you set your mind to. Your mind has set itself…
- Think outside the box. The box had the budget. You're out here with a…
- The first email you open on Monday is a reply-all from Friday. Forty replies.…
- You said you "thrive in a fast-paced environment". It took you three days to…
- The consultation runs for twelve weeks. The decision was made in week zero.
- You started saying "oof" when you sit down. That's the countdown, out loud.
- You received 40 fundraising texts today. Democracy needs $5 by midnight. Every midnight.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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