ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You rage quit because the game was rigged.
You were also just bad. Both can be true.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You've rewritten that text nine times to sound like you didn't care. It's been…
- Every company now has an AI assistant. It's the only member of staff nobody's…
- Find your purpose. It's in the drawer with the takeaway menus and a key…
- You manifested your dream job. The universe received the request, checked your CV and…
- Your out-of-office reply is the most confident thing you wrote all year. Nobody noticed…
- You're "in your villain era". You returned a lukewarm coffee and apologised four times.…
- Move fast and break things. You broke the coffee machine, the budget and your…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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