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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You're "in your villain era".
You returned a lukewarm coffee and apologised four times. Villains have done less damage at a christening.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Move fast and break things. You broke the coffee machine, the budget and your…
- You "don't do small talk". You also don't do big talk, phone calls, emails…
- Dating apps let you meet hundreds of people. All of them are "just seeing…
- You're not getting older. You're getting closer. That's worse.
- You said you're "so busy" this week. Your screen time says eleven hours a…
- Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending…
- Some days you're the pigeon. Most days you're the statue, and nobody remembers who…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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