ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Dating apps let you meet hundreds of people.
All of them are "just seeing where it goes". It goes nowhere. It went nowhere with you twice.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're not getting older. You're getting closer. That's worse.
- You said you're "so busy" this week. Your screen time says eleven hours a…
- Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending…
- Some days you're the pigeon. Most days you're the statue, and nobody remembers who…
- Some days you're the pigeon. Most days you're the statue, and nobody remembers who…
- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
- You "don't believe in labels". You believe in being kept as an option.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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