ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Every company now has an AI assistant.
It's the only member of staff nobody's asked to come in on Fridays, and the only one getting your job.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Find your purpose. It's in the drawer with the takeaway menus and a key…
- You manifested your dream job. The universe received the request, checked your CV and…
- Your out-of-office reply is the most confident thing you wrote all year. Nobody noticed…
- You're "in your villain era". You returned a lukewarm coffee and apologised four times.…
- Move fast and break things. You broke the coffee machine, the budget and your…
- You "don't do small talk". You also don't do big talk, phone calls, emails…
- Dating apps let you meet hundreds of people. All of them are "just seeing…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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