ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Love is patient.
Your partner is not, and has started a note on their phone called "Evidence".
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your company will send flowers to your funeral. They'll be charged to your department's…
- You said you're "built different". You're built the same. Just assembled worse.
- You manifested your dream job. The universe received the request, checked your CV and…
- You're not a CEO. You're one person with a logo, a free email account…
- You are exactly where you're meant to be. That should frighten you more than…
- You're "chronically online". Chronic means long-term. You've been online so long your eyes have…
- You "don't believe in labels". You believe in being kept as an option.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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