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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The update is 200GB.
Your free afternoon was smaller.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Love is patient. Your partner is not, and has started a note on their…
- Everything happens for a reason. The reason is you. It's always been you.
- Be your own boss. Your new boss naps at 2pm, can't pay you, and…
- He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped…
- The house will be tidy again one day. The day they move out. Tidy,…
- Youth is wasted on the young. You wasted yours too. Old age is next,…
- Limited-time event. Will not return. Neither will your Saturday.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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