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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
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Wealth is built slowly.
Debt is built quickly. And it's hereditary.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You asked the internet whether you were the bad guy. The internet read the…
- Don't settle. Your standards already have. They didn't tell you.
- Coffee doesn't fix Monday. It just makes sure you're fully conscious for it.
- You received 40 fundraising texts today. Democracy needs $5 by midnight. Every midnight.
- You have 2,000 followers and nobody to help you move. Your audience is very…
- Your bio says "foodie, traveller, dreamer". You've been abroad once, and you still talk…
- Every Monday you swear this week will be different. You've sworn it nine hundred…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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