ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Don't settle.
Your standards already have. They didn't tell you.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Coffee doesn't fix Monday. It just makes sure you're fully conscious for it.
- You received 40 fundraising texts today. Democracy needs $5 by midnight. Every midnight.
- You have 2,000 followers and nobody to help you move. Your audience is very…
- Your bio says "foodie, traveller, dreamer". You've been abroad once, and you still talk…
- Every Monday you swear this week will be different. You've sworn it nine hundred…
- The battle pass costs £9.99 a season. Your childhood cost nothing and had better…
- Your favourite music is now called "a classic". So are you. It means old.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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