ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Youth is wasted on the young.
You wasted yours too. Old age is next, and you've got form.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Limited-time event. Will not return. Neither will your Saturday.
- Your teenager isn't ignoring everyone. Just you. You're saved in their phone as "Do…
- The pothole is on the list. The list is dynamic. The pothole is permanent.
- "It's just a phase" is a phrase you'll say for eighteen years. You're the…
- Your Sunday-night plan for Monday was ambitious. Monday read it, laughed, and forwarded it…
- You say "it's not that deep" a lot. Your Notes app has 300 entries…
- Love is patient. Your partner is not, and has started a note on their…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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