ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
"It's just a phase" is a phrase you'll say for eighteen years.
You're the phase they'll describe to a therapist.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your Sunday-night plan for Monday was ambitious. Monday read it, laughed, and forwarded it…
- You say "it's not that deep" a lot. Your Notes app has 300 entries…
- Love is patient. Your partner is not, and has started a note on their…
- Your company will send flowers to your funeral. They'll be charged to your department's…
- You said you're "built different". You're built the same. Just assembled worse.
- You manifested your dream job. The universe received the request, checked your CV and…
- You're not a CEO. You're one person with a logo, a free email account…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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