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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
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"Per my last email" is the closest you'll ever get to a duel.
You'll still lose.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You'll leave your children everything you have. It's mostly a bread maker and an…
- Monday morning has the energy of a printer that knows you're in a hurry.…
- Life is short. A measurable chunk of it will be spent in the post…
- Love yourself first. Someone has to, and nobody else applied.
- You flipped a water bottle on Monday morning just to feel something. It landed.…
- You "love deeply". Mostly a fictional man who doesn't know you exist. Neither do…
- You are exactly where you're meant to be. That should frighten you more than…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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