ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You "romanticise studying".
You've filmed it, lit it and soundtracked it. You haven't studied.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Every subscription you forgot about still thinks of you monthly. That's more than your…
- Growing old is mandatory. Growing up was optional. You ticked "later". This is later.…
- You said "it's giving" about your own life. It's giving overdraft. It's giving rent…
- You have an eleven-step skincare routine. Your sleep schedule has none. The serum is…
- Early access means you paid to watch someone not finish something. You do that…
- Your teenager isn't ignoring everyone. Just you. You're saved in their phone as "Do…
- The update is 200GB. Your free afternoon was smaller.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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