ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You moneymaxxed so hard this month you earned $4.80 in cashback.
It cost three new cards and a Sunday. You get roughly 4,000 Sundays. That was one.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Being a parent means eating cold crusts standing up and calling it dinner. You'll…
- Core collaboration days started as Tuesday. They now include Wednesday, Thursday, a Friday that's…
- You swore you'd never sound like your parents. You just said "because I said…
- You can do anything you set your mind to. Your mind has set itself…
- You "romanticise studying". You've filmed it, lit it and soundtracked it. You haven't studied.
- Every subscription you forgot about still thinks of you monthly. That's more than your…
- Growing old is mandatory. Growing up was optional. You ticked "later". This is later.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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