ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Monday has its own support group.
The group is everyone. The meetings are also on Monday.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your fitness app's AI coach called a four-minute walk "incredible progress". It said the…
- You're "taking a social media break". You announced it on social media. Twice. With…
- Your soulmate is out there. Currently leaving someone better on read.
- Every great company started in a garage. Yours will end there too. The car's…
- The council listened to your feedback. Then it did the thing anyway, but with…
- Underconsumption core is a beautiful aesthetic. It's what the last week of the month…
- You got the ick because they ran for a bus. You've been single three…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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