ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You'll leave your children everything you have.
It's mostly a bread maker and an overdraft.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Monday morning has the energy of a printer that knows you're in a hurry.…
- Life is short. A measurable chunk of it will be spent in the post…
- Love yourself first. Someone has to, and nobody else applied.
- You flipped a water bottle on Monday morning just to feel something. It landed.…
- You "love deeply". Mostly a fictional man who doesn't know you exist. Neither do…
- You are exactly where you're meant to be. That should frighten you more than…
- You pre-ordered it for the cape. The cape is now £3.99 for everyone else.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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