ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your teenager isn't ignoring everyone.
Just you. You're saved in their phone as "Do Not Answer".
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The update is 200GB. Your free afternoon was smaller.
- "Per my last email" is the closest you'll ever get to a duel. You'll…
- You'll leave your children everything you have. It's mostly a bread maker and an…
- Monday morning has the energy of a printer that knows you're in a hurry.…
- Life is short. A measurable chunk of it will be spent in the post…
- Love yourself first. Someone has to, and nobody else applied.
- You flipped a water bottle on Monday morning just to feel something. It landed.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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