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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
When you're gone, the one who misses you most will be the algorithm.
It had such plans for your Thursday.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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