ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your squad misses you, says the notification.
Your squad is four strangers and a retention dashboard.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You "don't believe in labels". You believe in being kept as an option.
- You flipped a water bottle on Monday morning just to feel something. It landed.…
- Lessons will be learned. By whom, and when, will also be learned. Eventually. Possibly.
- You spent £400 on an ergonomic chair. You sit on it like a frog.…
- When you're gone, the one who misses you most will be the algorithm. It…
- "It's only Monday" is the most threatening sentence in English. It will be only…
- Parenting is ten percent love and ninety percent asking where the other shoe is.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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