ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Somebody, somewhere, is checking their phone hoping it's you.
It's a debt collector.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You typed "speak to an agent" nine times. The bot sent you a help…
- You're "taking a social media break". You announced it on social media. Twice. With…
- You'll never get on the property ladder. The only plot you'll ever own is…
- You're "taking a social media break". You announced it on social media. Twice. With…
- They say sweat is weakness leaving the body. Yours has decided to stay.
- The in-office lunch is optional. The man with the clipboard and no sandwich is…
- The bins are now fortnightly. The council tax is still monthly.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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