ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Nobody has ever said "thank goodness it's Monday".
Except a manager, and he meant your Monday, not his.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- “I'm here for the right reasons.” The reasons are a teeth-whitening deal and a…
- You said "this is my year". You've said it since 2019. The years have…
- Your squad misses you, says the notification. Your squad is four strangers and a…
- You "don't believe in labels". You believe in being kept as an option.
- You flipped a water bottle on Monday morning just to feel something. It landed.…
- Lessons will be learned. By whom, and when, will also be learned. Eventually. Possibly.
- You spent £400 on an ergonomic chair. You sit on it like a frog.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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