ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Every parent has a favourite child.
It's whichever one isn't currently talking.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Being a parent means eating cold crusts standing up and calling it dinner. You'll…
- You went "no contact" with your ex. You still check their Spotify. They're listening…
- You rage quit because the game was rigged. You were also just bad. Both…
- There's someone out there for everyone. Yours married someone else in 2019. They look…
- Your resting heart rate is excellent. It's had nothing else to do.
- Synergy is two departments confused about the same thing at once. They'll merge. You'll…
- Your complaint has been escalated. It is now ignored by someone more senior.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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