ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your Candy Crush streak is on day 212.
The game hasn't been fun since day 30. The streak doesn't care.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Monday is a perfectly normal day. You've got about two thousand more of them.…
- Wealth is built slowly. Debt is built quickly. And it's hereditary.
- Love yourself first. Someone has to, and nobody else applied.
- You're not getting older. You're getting closer. That's worse.
- You've "been meaning to" for three years. The thing you meant to do has…
- Your Duolingo owl has stopped threatening you. It's not proud. It's given up. Even…
- You've got a side hustle, a passion project and a podcast. Combined monthly income:…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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