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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your Duolingo owl has stopped threatening you.
It's not proud. It's given up. Even the bird has moved on.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You've got a side hustle, a passion project and a podcast. Combined monthly income:…
- Your job title will outlive you. It's already been posted on LinkedIn, with a…
- Don't settle. Your standards already have. They didn't tell you.
- Underconsumption core is a beautiful aesthetic. It's what the last week of the month…
- You rage quit because the game was rigged. You were also just bad. Both…
- Nobody has ever said "thank goodness it's Monday". Except a manager, and he meant…
- The house will be tidy again one day. The day they move out. Tidy,…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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