ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Nobody has ever said "thank goodness it's Monday".
Except a manager, and he meant your Monday, not his.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The house will be tidy again one day. The day they move out. Tidy,…
- Monday is a perfectly normal day. You've got about two thousand more of them.…
- You said you're "booked and busy". Booked for a dentist you'll cancel. Busy rewatching…
- Your job title will outlive you. It's already been posted on LinkedIn, with a…
- Every parent has a favourite child. It's whichever one isn't currently talking.
- Being a parent means eating cold crusts standing up and calling it dinner. You'll…
- You went "no contact" with your ex. You still check their Spotify. They're listening…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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