ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You typed "speak to an agent" nine times.
The bot sent you a help article about speaking to agents. The agents were let go in March.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You put "entrepreneur" in your bio. You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted…
- You can do anything you set your mind to. Your mind has set itself…
- Step outside your comfort zone. It's raining out there, everything costs more, and nobody…
- You received 40 fundraising texts today. Democracy needs $5 by midnight. Every midnight.
- You said you're "booked and busy". Booked for a dentist you'll cancel. Busy rewatching…
- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
- Your birthday cake now needs a risk assessment. The candles are outnumbering the years…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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