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“I'm here for the right reasons.”
The reasons are a teeth-whitening deal and a fake tan.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Find your purpose. It's in the drawer with the takeaway menus and a key…
- When life gives you lemons, it sends the invoice later. With interest.
- You spent £400 on an ergonomic chair. You sit on it like a frog.…
- Rise and grind. Your teeth have been grinding all night. Your dentist bought a…
- Your financial advisor is a spreadsheet you opened once in January. It's been screaming…
- Every company now has an AI assistant. It's the only member of staff nobody's…
- You'll never get on the property ladder. The only plot you'll ever own is…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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