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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You're "chronically online".
Chronic means long-term. You've been online so long your eyes have a loading icon.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Unlimited holiday is a lovely policy. The company did the maths on your guilt,…
- You are a valued member of the team. So was the last person in…
- The hardest part of working out is getting started. You've made sure it stays…
- Be your own boss. Your new boss naps at 2pm, can't pay you, and…
- You flipped a water bottle on Monday morning just to feel something. It landed.…
- Parenting is ten percent love and ninety percent asking where the other shoe is.…
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THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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