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Be your own boss.
Your new boss naps at 2pm, can't pay you, and has no pension plan.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You flipped a water bottle on Monday morning just to feel something. It landed.…
- Parenting is ten percent love and ninety percent asking where the other shoe is.…
- Every subscription you forgot about still thinks of you monthly. That's more than your…
- Think outside the box. The box had the budget. You're out here with a…
- Your alarm didn't wake you. The dread did. It doesn't have a snooze button.
- There's no I in team. There are two in "invoice still unpaid". And one…
- You typed "speak to an agent" nine times. The bot sent you a help…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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